Saturday, April 12, 2008

Interview with a Sampire


Recently we scored this exclusive interview with the Mr. Sam Hanna:

Mom & Dad: We hear you've been spotted at some pretty swanky restaurants lately, what kind of food are you into?

Sam: Oh, I'm glad you asked me that. I discovered a posh little place in off-the-grid Jupiter, it has a really nice ambiance, the service staff is AMAZING and the milk is always just like I like.

M & D: Rumor has it you've been hanging with a pretty hip crowd. Any sparks?

S: Nothing serious, saw some red flags with Suri's family and Shilo and I couldn't handle doing the long distance thing from Botswana.

M & D: Sorry to hear...can you talk us through a typical day in the life of Sam Hanna?

S: Gee...where do I begin...? I typically wake before dawn because I have SO many things to pack into my day. I typically breakfast in bed. It's exhausting, see? So, I often crash for some mid-morning zzz's. Wake up and...gee, wouldn't you know it's already lunchtime? After lunch, I stroll down to the garage and choose one of my luxury rides to take for a spin. Park the wheels. Come home for a little play time. Then, I'm zonked. One more nap usually does the trick and I'm famished. Dinner with the 'rents. Slide back into my bubble bath and reflect on my day before I slip on my jammies have the help rock me to sleep and it's off to dreamland for me.

M & D: My goodness! How do you find time to rock such a sweet wardrobe? And what labels are you into?

S: Well, I try not to be TOO label-conscious...But since you asked...For basics I like Carter's. Play wear, Old Navy and Gap. Formal evenings out, I have a onesie with a tuxedo printed on it. I try to buy only organic cotton.

M & D: Not to get too personal, but the ladies are dying to know...boxers or briefs?

S: (grins) Well give the women what they want. Actually, I do onesies.

M & D: Sam, thanks for taking the time out of your busy day to speak with us! Look forward to checking in with you again as the month's progress.

S: My pleasure. Now, off to another photo shoot with the mom!

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