Because I can't keep it in any longer.....

picture courtesy of fatflops.com....err.. fitflops.com. oops.

To all the women that I saw this weekend purchasing and wearing these sandals on my trip, and to idiots everywhere:

Wearing these flip flops around town, running a few light errands, walking to Sally's house down the street, or straightening the gnomes in your garden will not make you thin. Nor will it "make your legs appear longer and more toned," it is not "the flip flop with the gym built in," it is not the way the model wearing them got such nice legs, not even frigging close. NOT, my gullible friends, until you train for and run a marathon in them or until you trade them to some other idiot in exchange for their wasted gym membership and set down the bowl of coco crispies will you notice any results. If you are still tempted......please take notice that everyone buying them is fat and those that you pass on the street wearing them(and they look well worn, and are possibly a second or third pair) are still fat. and. duh.

thank you for letting me get that out.

e