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WASHINGTON STATE (read: home)


If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance
and they don't work there, you live in Washington.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
you live in Washington.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with
someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Washington.

If you measure distance in hours, you live in
Washington.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more
than once, you live in Washington.

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'
and back again in the same day, you live in Washington.

If you install security lights on your house and
garage but leave both doors unlocked, you live in Washington.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during
a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Central,
Southern or Eastern Washington.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit
over 8 layers of clothes, you live in Washington.

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're
going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in
Washington.

If driving is better in the winter because the
potholes are filled with snow and ice, you live in Washington.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,
still winter, and road construction, you live in Washington.

Jeff Foxworthy