Thursday, December 30, 2010

Things you don't like to hear while eating lunch

Sam (from the living room!): "Just poop Mom! No Pee!"

Me (from the kitchen): "What the what!?"

Sam (waddling in grasping his big boy briefs in the rear): "Just couple little poops fall out over der. No pee though Mom!"

Me: "Oh my God, Poop! On the Floor!?"

Sam: "Sausy Mom, just couple poops felled out"

Me: (stepping carefully along a path of disguised poop nuggets that closely resemble spots on the marble floor to get them all before I step on one)

Sorry you missed it. :)

1 comment:

Natalie said...

Ew! At least they were solid right? Could've been worse. ;)