I never broke bones growing up or seriously injured myself. I cracked my clavicle playing touch football, though. I remember we were at Woodstock, the first condominium complex my dad lived in after he moved out, ostensibly, to be "closer to work". Woodstock was named after the little yellow bird in the Peanuts comic strip, Snoopy's sidekick, and not after the music festival. That wouldn't have suited my dad who didn't believe me at first I broke a bone. I don't remember how I convinced but we did, eventually, go to the hospital where I was put into a sling and sent on my way.
But breaking a collar bone hardly counts. I've never been in a car accident, either, or experienced the type of jarring event where the universe seems to slow and fold in upon itself, creating a moment where two objects attempt to occupy the same physical space.
In the last two weeks, I've been in two bike vs car accidents and I'd be lying if I said I didn't feel a little fragile and a lot lucky.
Last week, I was coming home from work when the bumper of a car caught me from behind. I felt like the bike folded in half beneath me. My chain came off, and I wobbled across three lanes of traffic to the side of the road, ducking into an alley beside a jewelry store. The car followed me.
He pulled behind me in the alley. The driver stepped out if the car, a man fully half again as tall as me and twice as wide in nondescript shirt and tie laying across the front if his belly like a wide welcome mat, eyes bulging behind eye glasses in rage, his thick neck straining the collar of his dress shirt as the veins in his neck pulsated. He came an inch from my face, blood running down my shin, and, completely unhinged, screamed at me about "common decency", "humanity", and "how I should behave as a foreigner", all from someone who just hit a cyclist with their car and showed me no common decency or humanity.
I took a step back to put the chain back on my bike and the man grabbed my bike by the top tube, yanking it out of my hands. My initial reaction of attempting to flee the scene quickly evaporated; I would need help extracting myself from this situation. He called the police (who would never show), and I called security personnel from my office who arrived within 15 minutes and ran interference for me so I could get home.
I remain stunned how someone could be so devoid of compassion that a busted fog light meant more to him than running a cyclist off the road, a reaction completely divorced from rationale thought.
Earlier this week, I was riding into work in the driving rain, just having dropped the car off for service at the Ford dealer in Battaramula. I rode between a long line of stopped cars and the curb. A BMW sedan traveling in the opposite direction took a right turn in front of me. Neither of us saw the other, and I hit my brakes. I skidded immediately on the wet road, and I distinctly remember having time to think, "I'm going to hit this car." I slammed into the side of the car, my right shoulder taking the brunt of the impact with the car door, and crumpled into the road.
Unlike the previous accident, this driver was instantly apologetic, though not at all at fault. He hopped out of the car and loomed over me -- along with a half dozen bystanders, security guards, policemen who showed no ability or interest in assisting, and men on scooters -- spraying Apologies down upon me until I was able to pull myself off the pavement. He even offered for me to come I to his house and ice my shoulder.
After a few moments in which I determined my shoulder was still in the socket, I had to decide if I rode home or kept going to work. Having just gotten into my second bicycle accident in as many weeks, I knew Elise would not be sympathetic, so I decided to continue on to work. I would insure Elise's wrath anyway, because as soon as I got to work and stumbled into the nurse's office soaking wet, banged up, and bleeding they sent me to the ER. We picked Elise up on the way.