Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Elf Off The Shelf

Everyone: "You have to get an Elf on the Shelf! The kids will love it! It is so magical and mischievous and gives you like, HOURS of extra work to do after the kids are in bed."

Me: "I DO need more work at the end of the night, yes, but I already have an elf. She isn't on a shelf, in fact she is often off the shelf and she makes messes with things from the shelves and is mischievous and dances and sings 'Happa Burtday' naked in front of my Christmas tree, but I'll pass. Thanks. I like my elf off the shelf."

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