Yesterday 4:15pm, The fountain near our building
Me: "Don't walk on the ledge Sam! You will fall in and you won't be happy!"
Sam: "Splooooosh"
[cue Sam crying] [cue me nearly crying]
Today 12:05pm, The 13th Floor of our building
Me: "Oh great our neighbors got a new obnoxious door mat of some football-ish/college-ish team" [heavy sigh] "ah football season, how I loathe thee."
[approaching our door]
Me: "Why won't this damn key work? What the heck is wrong with this door? The lock is jammed!?"
Sam: "Mommy? Mommy?" [he always repeats this 'just so' when I have landed myself in a conundrum]
[me looking up at the apt number to be sure I haven't lost my mind]
Me: "Oh my God! I've lost my mind, this is the wrong floor! Run!"
[us running back to the elevator laughing hysterically before someone calls the police because some crazy mom with two kids is trying to break in to their home]
Me: "Don't walk on the ledge Sam! You will fall in and you won't be happy!"
Sam: "Splooooosh"
[cue Sam crying] [cue me nearly crying]
just before the great fountain swan diver took to the water
Today 12:05pm, The 13th Floor of our building
Me: "Oh great our neighbors got a new obnoxious door mat of some football-ish/college-ish team" [heavy sigh] "ah football season, how I loathe thee."
[approaching our door]
Me: "Why won't this damn key work? What the heck is wrong with this door? The lock is jammed!?"
Sam: "Mommy? Mommy?" [he always repeats this 'just so' when I have landed myself in a conundrum]
[me looking up at the apt number to be sure I haven't lost my mind]
Me: "Oh my God! I've lost my mind, this is the wrong floor! Run!"
[us running back to the elevator laughing hysterically before someone calls the police because some crazy mom with two kids is trying to break in to their home]
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